Eff.

I was really hoping Memo was going to give the Jazz a much needed spark. Put the guy in first class already so he can stretch out his legs!

Scrum: Line please?

If I see him sitting in a regular chair tonight I am going to be pissed. He should either be sitting in some sort of massage chair/lazy boy, hanging on one of those things Batman uses or laying in a hammoc. Make it happen team Gary Briggs.

This is the first time that I can remember the Jazz medical staff completely effing up the team. This is their record so far this year:

Letting D-Will come back early: A+ (Without him we would have been 0-5 on that trip.)

Letting D-Will play back to back: F- (Obviously Deron has a say in this, but die his uni pink or something so he cant play. Matt Harpring does not get to play back to backs so he can stay healthy, I think we should try and keep D-Will healthy too.)

Sticking Memo in coach: F (Come on Larry, pony up for a real airline allready. I can just see poor Memo stuck in some cargo plane with chickens and monkeys on his way to Turkey.)

AK seperated finger: D- (Tape that finger up already, not a big deal. Its not like he needs it to shoot the ball well.)

Harpring staff infection: D- (With today's medical advancements how in the hell do people get staff infections? Did the hospitals stop using Lysol recently?)

Paul Milsap cut under eye: B (At least the dude is still playing, but I have never seen a cut take so long to heal.)

Overall grade - D+

Paul Millsap has gotten murdered the last few games. I've seen him bleed from almsot every part of his body. But guess what? Still suits up. He is a True Blue Jazz man. Dude looks like he just went 8 rounds with Holyfield by time the 4th quarter comes rolling around.

Seriously, if were not for Milsap, Jerry Brigs would get a solid F. Somehow he keeps putting Paul back together and every elbow that Paul gets up from earns him another $25,000 on his next contract. I am waiting for Paul to just snap on some poor sucker who catches him on the wrong day.

That would be the best to watch. Just pummeling some poor guy.

Who do you think it would be? I could see Matt Barnes pushing him over the edge.

I hope and pray it's Sasha...pardon me "The Machine."

sorry, busy day! the game is over but the Suns were 1 point favorites. So....pretty sure we covered

Sasha? The Machine? Are you referring "The Lunch Lady" that plays for the Lakers? Cause I know who that is. . .